Hold yer horses...literally!

I don't even know where to start on this one...

On Monday, 63 year old Marian Wegiel of Connecticut was arrested and charged with cruelty to animals, sexual assault, criminal trespass and breach of peace for touching his neighbor's horse in a sexual manner. 

When confronted by the police, Wegiel said he was trying to calm the horses after they were spooked by a loud noise, though the horses' owner said there was no reason for him to have been in her pasture. 

According to Shelton, CT police, Wegiel also stated that he may have inadvertently put his fingers inside one of the horses...

BLAAAAARRRRGGH!

(the sound of horse lovers around the world vomiting)

For those non-equestrians that think electric fences in pastures are cruel - this is why we have electric fences. It's not to keep the horses in, but to keep creeps like this guy out! :)

See the full Oakland Press article here!